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HOW MANY GOOD BOOKS DON’T COME WITH CHICKEN. magichelicopter: Hi y’all, We are happy to announce that we have teamed up with Mammoth Editions to offer a Dan Bailey bucket. Now you can get the brand new second edition of THE DRUNK SONNETS together with Dan’s second book, HALLELUJAH GIANT SPACE WOLF, for only $15 + shipping, which will save you the price of like one whole book. Go out and buy another book or ten avocados or a few shots or whatever.CLICK HERE TO JUMP STRAIGHT TO THE SPECIAL DEAL! We love you,Helicopters P.S. I was going to post a picture of the KFC Famous Meal/Bowl or whatever it’s called with the two books inside of it, but looking at a Google Image search sheet of those bowls at 10AM made me feel a little too nauseous to stick it out even for humor’s sake. So I am going with the calmer and still funny regular KFC bucket deal. Stomachs: you’re welcome.

HOW MANY GOOD BOOKS DON’T COME WITH CHICKEN.

magichelicopter:

Hi y’all,


We are happy to announce that we have teamed up with Mammoth Editions to offer a Dan Bailey bucket. Now you can get the brand new second edition of THE DRUNK SONNETS together with Dan’s second book, HALLELUJAH GIANT SPACE WOLF, for only $15 + shipping, which will save you the price of like one whole book. Go out and buy another book or ten avocados or a few shots or whatever.

CLICK HERE TO JUMP STRAIGHT TO THE SPECIAL DEAL!

We love you,
Helicopters


P.S. I was going to post a picture of the KFC Famous Meal/Bowl or whatever it’s called with the two books inside of it, but looking at a Google Image search sheet of those bowls at 10AM made me feel a little too nauseous to stick it out even for humor’s sake. So I am going with the calmer and still funny regular KFC bucket deal. Stomachs: you’re welcome.

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